Well, as you all know, Bush is only going to be president for a few more days; and though not everything he has done was memorable, he has certainly left us with a substantial volume of memorable quotes. Don't get me wrong: I'm not picking on the man--I have nothing personal against him: bad grammar and misspeaks (whatever the heck they are) can happen to us all, and after all, he
is a politician and a product of the American Education System....
I'll resist comment: it would ruin it. Some of my favorites:
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I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office,"
-- to Israeli journalists in Washington in an interview published May 12, 2008
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There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again,"
-- Nashville, Tennessee, September 17, 2002
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I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today ... He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me,"
-- Nashville, Tennessee, May 27, 2004
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I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace,"
-- Washington, June 18, 2002
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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we," -- Washington, August 5, 2004
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I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office,"
-- Washington, June 26, 2008
[Ok, ok, I know I said I wasn't going to comment, but, heck! I had
no idea the national security crisis was
that bad!]
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I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully,"
-- Saginaw, Michigan, September 29, 2000
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Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country,"
-- Poplar Bluff, Missouri, September 6, 2004
[Uh, me here again: all I have to say is, "
WHAT?!"]
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Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
-- Florence, South Carolina, January 11, 2000
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You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test,"
-- Townsend, Tennessee, February 21, 2001
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Those who enter the country illegally violate the law,"
-- Tucson, Arizona, November 28, 2005
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They misunderestimated me,"
-- Bentonville, Arkansas, November 6, 2000